Sunday, June 2, 2019
People and Food Essay examples -- essays research papers
"PEOPLE AND FOOD mountain are for the most man clueless when it comes to nutrition. God forbid you might actually cook close tothing at home. Have you ever noticed the size of the rimed food sections at grocery stores? They are fucking huge Throwing a pizza pocket in the microwave is NOT cooking. I constantly see people with their shopping carts luxuriant with yummy frozen goodness. LAZY FUCKS Included in that demographic are those who rely on the food delivery industry. Ther isnt much you great dealt have brought right to your former door these age. I have a neighbor who I would bet has food delivered at least four days a week. How lazy can you get? I guess it has a lot to do with how you are brought up. If your parents sucked at cooking oe pumped you full of frozen dinners I guess you would probably do the same as an adult. I find it interesting what people believe to be fine dining. Outback, olive Garden, RED FUCKING LOBSTER?? We are taking mom out for her birthday, someplace nice, how about Red Lobster? Are you fucking kidding me? That place has some of the worst food I have ever had the displeasure of consuming I am NOT a picky eater and the only thing I can manage to eat on that point are the little cheasy bisquit thingys. What is the draw of that place? I dont get it. Anyone who thinks that place is good was raised in a bubble and never given the chance to have any real food. At least the menu at Outback and the OG are fair edible. The problem is people actually perceive these places as fine dining FUCK THAT Its overpriced mediocre crap that you can get by pulling off of any friggin off ramp in the country. I think thats part of the draw, its a safety net of sorts. People dont want to risk trying someplace new so they go with what they already know. Come on people get some balls In the City I live in we have a small hole in the wall steak house that has been around forever. It has received awards from sunset magazine for the quality of t heir steaks. One day Im in line at a local grocery store. The people in front of me ask the checker to recommend a place to get a good steak in town. She says go to Outback they are great I was view to myself WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT LADY So I say what about Jacks? she says well Ive lived here for xx years and have never been able to get into Jacks because the wait is... ...siness anytime soon. My wife and I lived in Missouri (misery) for a couple years. We moved there due to a job opportunity. thither are many things different about the mid west. The list is too large for me to really go into. There is one thing I find interesting though. They have an appetizer they call toasted ravioli. Dont get me wrong, they are tasty little buggers but there is nothing toasted about them. They are DEEP FRIED you jackasses Deep fried cheese filled raviolis served with marinara sauce on the side. Just call them what they are you freaky mid west bastards Here is something I have nev er understood. People who absolutely have to have the perkiness removed from their ice lolly before they eat it. What the?.is there some poison in crust Im not aware of? How much of a wussy freak do you have to be? These are just people who were brought up by fucked up parents. How in the hell does someone shortly decide that they will drop dead from eating a little crust? Its the same fucking shit as the rest of the bread just a little darker. Now they actually produce crust-less bread for these fucking morons. I bet Jeffery Dahmer removed his crusts."lol thanks Rich
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